'The world's drunkest college student' 'Vodka Samm' 

By Alan Bailey - Staff Writer

How is she not dead?! Part of the college life is.....the college life (you know what I mean).

Goudie, Samantha Lynne, 22 of Iowa City, was arrested for Public Intox at Kinnick Stadium at 1:21pm. Goudie was stopped for trying to enter the field. Goudie was "unsteady on her feet" acourding to police reports and Goudie blew .341 PBT.

Yeah, that says a .341. "Unsteady on her feet" seems like a ridiculously nice way of saying Goudie was unfathomably lit as you can tell by her mug shot.

Someone found her Twitter account, in which Goudie unintentionally creates a handy timeline of her drunken adventures. Would you be surprised to learn that her Twitter handle is @Vodka_samm? Head over there if you want to read all the drunken tweets. 

This is just another case of knowning when to say, "you know, maybe drinking that 4th gallon of Vodka was a bad move." 

Accourding to WebMD, a person could die from a .420. Maybe it was a good thing that her friends cut her off when they did. 

We all know not to drink and drive but in Vodka_Samm's case, you shouldn't drink and tweet either.